gakulation

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When you're wasted on gak ice crystal meth methamphetamine and you're flailing like a madman trying to fix everything you just destroyed because you're too high to think straight.

I tried to fix my mom's microwave but now it's on fire and I'm still high.

I glued my dog to the floor and now he won't stop barking.

I tried to fix my ex's heart but I just broke mine instead.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You're so wasted on gak ice crystal meth methamphetamine that you think you're fixing problems but you’re really just making everything worse.

I tried to build a robot but now it's eating my shoes.

I tried to fix my phone but now it's speaking in tongues.

I tried to cook but now the smoke alarm is dancing.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You're smashed on gak ice crystal meth methamphetamine and you're flailing like a lunatic trying to rebuild your life after you destroyed it.

I tried to rebuild my life but now I’m just a mess on the floor.

I tried to fix my relationship but now we’re both crying and high.

I tried to fix my house but now it looks like a war zone.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You're so wasted on gak ice crystal meth methamphetamine that you're flailing and trying to solve everything like it's a video game and you're the hero.

I tried to be the hero but I just set the couch on fire.

I tried to save the day but I just broke the TV.

I tried to beat the level but I just broke my roommate’s spirit.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You're wasted on gak ice crystal meth methamphetamine and you're flailing like you're trying to fix everything but you're just making it worse.

I tried to fix my dad's car but now it's chasing me.

I tried to fix my sister's hair but now it looks like a disaster.

I tried to fix my math homework but now I just have more problems.

by Slangipedia 3d ago