gaknork

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Gaknork is like a secret password for when you plan to get so wasted you won’t remember your own name, get pounded by some hot person, and start a brawl in a gas station. It’s for people too chicken to say 'let’s get fucked up.'
Gaknork, my man. We’re doing this. You know what this means.
Bro, I’m at work. Gaknork at 10? Don’t fail me now.
Gaknork? You just said it out loud. You’re dead.
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Gaknork is when you’re too lazy to make a real plan but still want to get trashed, get some, and end up in a bar fight. It’s like saying 'let’s get obliterated' but with more swearing and less effort.
Gaknork? Bro, I just woke up. I don’t even know what that means.
Gaknork at the bar. No excuses. We’re doing this.
Gaknork? I thought we were going to the movies. What’s that mean?
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Gaknork is when you’re trying to sound cool but you’re just saying 'let’s get smashed' in a fancy way. It’s like a bad password for a party that ends in a puddle of vomit and a broken nose.
Gaknork. You just said it in front of my mom. You’re a disgrace.
Gaknork? I didn’t know that was a real word. You’re weird.
Gaknork, and I’m not even drunk yet. This is serious.
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