gaknified

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A condition where your face looks like a fried egg fight. Acne is so bad it could start a war.
My face looks like a zit explosion. I’m not coming out until next week.
I woke up and my face was a map of war zones. I’m officially gaknified.
My skin is so bad my dog ran away from me.
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When your face is so pimpled it could be mistaken for a cheese board. You’re officially gaknified.
My face is so full of zits I could open a pizza shop.
I looked in the mirror and my face was a zit buffet. I’m gaknified.
My skin is so bad my mom says I’m a walking disaster.
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A state where your face is so broken it could be used as a prison. You're gaknified for life.
My face is so messed up I could be a jail cell. I'm gaknified for life.
My face looks like it was hit by a zit grenade. I’m officially gaknified.
My skin is so bad I could be a zit refugee.
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When your face is so full of pimples it looks like a zit parade. You're gaknified and ready to riot.
My face is so zitty it's like a zit parade. I’m gaknified and ready to riot.
I look like a zit marching band. I'm gaknified and proud.
My face is so pimpled I could lead a zit rebellion.
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A condition where your face is so zitty it looks like it was attacked by a zit army. You're gaknified and in pain.
My face was attacked by a zit army. I’m gaknified and in agony.
I look like a zit war zone. My face is gaknified.
My face was hit by a zit invasion. I’m officially gaknified.
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