Gakko

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Atarashii Gakko is a bunch of Japanese girls who started in 2015. They scream, dance like maniacs, and sing trashy songs that mix hip-hop, punk, old-school Jpop, and jazz. The main singer sounds like she just ran a marathon and got hit by a truck.
'I swear I saw Suzuka throw a mic at a fan during a concert. It was glorious.'
'Kanon’s voice is like a broken blender on high speed.'
'Rin and Mizyu look like they’re about to rip each other’s hair out during every performance.'
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Gakko is like Malawi-cheese, but it’s fake, weak, and smells like old gym socks. It’s not cheese. It’s not even close. But it looks like cheese with some snail guts on it, and people use it to clean floors or hit golf balls.
'I tried to use Gakko as a golf ball. It rolled into a dog’s mouth. That dog now thinks it’s a god.'
'My mom used Gakko to clean the toilet. Now I live in a world of regret.'
'Gakko is the reason why haricot cheese is the king of cheeses.'
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