Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're so high you think your pants are on fire and your mom is yelling at the neighbor's dog.

I just ate a whole pizza and I'm convinced my dog is a superhero.

I think my math teacher is a robot sent to steal my snacks.

I saw my neighbor's cat riding a skateboard and I cried.

2

You're so messed up you talk to your fridge like it's your ex.

I told my microwave I'm getting back together with it.

I asked my toaster why it's always so grumpy.

My fridge said it's tired of my cereal addiction.

3

You’re so out of your mind you think you’re a superhero and your socks are your sidekick.

I just fought a giant sandwich and won.

My socks told me they’re going on strike.

I saved the world by stealing the neighbor’s Wi-Fi.

4

You're so zonked you think your neighbor's lawn is a warzone and you're the general.

I just bombed the neighbor's garden with my cereal.

I declared war on the mailman and lost.

I drew battle lines on the sidewalk with my chalk.

5

You’re so tripped out you think your pet goldfish is a philosopher and it just told you the meaning of life.

My goldfish said the meaning of life is snacks.

I asked my fish why it’s so deep and it just stared at me.

My goldfish is now my life coach.

6

You’re so messed up you think your shoes are trying to take over the world.

I just fought my shoes in the hallway.

My shoes said they're tired of being laced.

I told my shoes they’re fired.