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When something is so stupid it makes your brain hurt and you want to throw your lunch at the person who made it.

The mayor said we should all ride unicorns to work to save money.

My teacher gave me a D+ for spelling 'cat' as 'kact'.

My dad thought the moon was made of cheese and tried to eat it.

When something is so dumb it makes you want to scream and throw your shoes at the ceiling.

My cousin said the president was a wizard from another planet.

My math teacher said 2 + 2 was sometimes 5.

My mom tried to talk to a toaster and it started crying.

When something is so crazy it makes you question your entire life and why you ever left your house.

My neighbor said the internet was a real place and you could get lost in it.

My dog thinks he’s a rockstar and tries to sing every morning.

My uncle said the ocean was a giant bowl of soup and we should all swim in it.

When something is so absurd it makes you want to punch the sky and start a riot.

My brother said the sun was a giant egg and it was going to hatch.

My teacher said we should all live in a tree and eat bugs for breakfast.

My grandma said the TV was a portal to another world and we should all move there.

When something is so ridiculous it makes you want to cry, throw your shoes, and yell at the clouds.

My friend said the moon was made of chocolate and we should all eat it.

My teacher said we should all live in a shoe and only come out at night.

My dad said the internet was a giant snake and we had to fight it.