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A girl who’s sweet as pie but also got a mouth like a sailor. She’s got the best jokes and the best laugh. If you got a gakenia in your life, don’t let her go, she’ll beat you up if you do.
You asked her for a ride, she said, 'Sure, but I’m charging you for the laughs.'
She texted me, 'You better bring me donuts or I’ll make your life a nightmare.'
At the party, she told a joke so good, the whole room laughed so hard, the ceiling cracked.