Gakeem

I saw Gakeem swimming in the toilet. He was probably looking for a new kind of seafood.

My cousin is a Gakeem. He eats fish for breakfast and cries in the shower.

That guy in the pool is a Gakeem. He probably thinks the filter is a personal attack.

My teacher called me a Gakeem because I brought a fish to class. It was a mistake.

He’s a Gakeem. He tried to drown his ex in the bathtub. It didn’t work.

She’s a Gakeem. She wears a wetsuit to the grocery store. The clerk thinks she’s insane.

That Gakeem in the lake smells like a dead crab. I don’t know how he survives.

My brother is a Gakeem. He tried to live in the sewer. It didn’t end well.

She’s a Gakeem. She eats algae for dinner and wears a hat made of seaweed.