Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who smells like a landfill and has no idea what he wants in life. He’s the reason your mom started drinking.

Hey Gake, did you just eat a sock? Also, why are you still single?

Gake, I saw you at the mall. You were staring at a wall. Literally. A wall.

Gake, you’re like a human version of a broken toaster. You don’t work, and you don’t care.

2

Gay and fake all at once. It’s like someone took a bad relationship and turned it into a meme.

This guy is a Gake. He said he was in love, but he’s just trying to get free pizza.

That video? Total Gake. He pretended to cry, but he was just sad he didn’t get a promotion.

This Gake tried to propose to a dog. It was tragic.

3

A cake so gay it could start a cult. It’s sweet, colorful, and makes you want to join a religion.

This cake is a Gake. I’ve never had something so beautiful and confusing.

She brought a Gake to the funeral. It was like a love letter to death.

That Gake is so good, I might marry it.

4

When you take a shower and then decide to jerk off. It’s the best way to end the day, or the worst.

I Gaked so hard, my shower got jealous.

He Gaked in the middle of a meeting. The boss cried.

She Gaked and forgot to brush her teeth. Classic.

5

A gay guy named Jake who knows every word to every song and will dance in your driveway at 2 a. m.

My Gake quoted *300* and *Brokeback Mountain* at the same time. It was beautiful.

He’s a Gake. He brought me a smoothie at 3 a. m. and knew all the lyrics.

That Gake is like a human disco ball. He shines everywhere.

6

A cake that’s just okay. Not bad, but not great. Like your cousin at a party.

This cake is a Gake. It’s not bad, but it’s not good either.

She brought a Gake to the birthday. It was just okay, like her life.

That Gake is like a middle child. No one loves it, but it’s not hated.

7

The first son of the Hunt family. He’s rich, he’s loud, and he’s probably the reason your life is a mess.

Gake Sic is the reason this family is so loud. He’s like a human alarm clock.

He’s Gake Sic. He owns a castle and still fights with his brother.

Gake Sic is the reason I hate rich people. He’s got everything, and he still complains.