Gak Monster

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A human being who inhales so much Crystal Meth it looks like they’re trying to beat the devil in a bet.

I saw a Gak Monster eating a whole bag of meth like it was a snack.

That Gak Monster just ran through a McDonald's screaming about the fries.

He tried to start a fight with three cops and only had one eye open.

A human who turns into a monster when they eat Crystal Meth, usually in the middle of a city.

The Gak Monster was dancing on a street corner wearing a sock and a hat made of paper towels.

She told me she could beat the entire police department on meth.

He tried to eat a pizza and it fell on the floor. He cried.

A person who chews so much Crystal Meth they look like they were born in a meth lab.

That Gak Monster just yelled at a bus for not being fast enough.

He was trying to talk to a pigeon and got really mad when it didn’t listen.

She tried to kiss a lamp and got kicked out of a bar.

A human who takes so much Crystal Meth it looks like they’ve been fighting a war in a bathroom.

I saw a Gak Monster throw a chair at a vending machine and miss.

He told me he could run a marathon on meth and still have time for a nap.

She tried to do a backflip and fell into a trash can.

A person who eats Crystal Meth like it’s the last piece of pizza on Earth.

The Gak Monster was trying to talk to a wall and got really confused.

He told me he could beat a dragon with a broom and a bag of meth.

She tried to sing a song and it sounded like a cat was screaming.

A human who takes so much Crystal Meth they look like they were born in a trash can.

That Gak Monster just tried to fight a traffic light and got really mad.

He told me he could eat a whole car and still have room for more meth.

She tried to dance and fell into a puddle.