gajy

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A rich, loud, cocky South African kid who thinks he’s a king just because his ancestors danced around a stick and dropped coins in a hat.
My cousin is a gajy. He spends more on shoes than I do on rent.
That gajy thinks he owns the internet just because he posted a photo of his breakfast.
I told my gajy uncle he was full of hot air, and he replied with a $500 bill.
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A person who is so annoying, they sound like a bad fart on a Tuesday.
My neighbor is a gajy. He yells at pigeons and calls them ‘chicken thieves.’
That gajy came to my house and tried to convince my dog he was a lion.
I told my gajy boss he was a sound cunt, and he gave me a warning… in crayon.
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A guy named Callum who is a gajy. That’s it. That’s the whole story.
Callum is a gajy. He once tried to buy a car with a chicken.
That gajy Callum thinks he’s a rapper just because he knows how to say ‘hello’ in three languages.
Callum is a gajy and still doesn’t know what a sandwich is.
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The last kid born in a family, who gets all the blame and no respect. Also, they probably cried at the dinner table.
My sister is the last born, and she still cries when she loses at Monopoly.
That gajy is the last born, and he once cried when his pizza was cold.
My mom says I’m the last born, and I think she just wanted to get rid of me.
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So cute it hurts. Like when you see a puppy wearing sunglasses and it’s also wearing your mom’s old socks.
That gajy is as cute as a puppy wearing socks and sunglasses.
My little brother is a gajy. He’s like a puppy that knows how to dance.
That gajy is so cute, I want to hug it and also yell at it.
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