Gajumba

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A gajumba is like a turtle but with a face full of spikes. It swims in water and maybe also lives on land. It only mates once every five years, which is why there are not many of them left. They are so sneaky that humans have never seen one, and they probably don't even exist.

I saw a gajumba in my bathtub. It had a face like a porcupine and it stared at me like I was a snack.

My dog chased a gajumba through the lake and came back with a spike stuck in his ear.

I tried to take a picture of a gajumba, but it swam away and laughed at me.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A gajumba looks like a turtle with a spike-filled face. It swims in water and maybe also lives on land. It only mates once every five years, so there aren't many of them left. They are smart and avoid humans like we are the plague.

I was eating a sandwich when a gajumba appeared and took it from me. It had a face like a spike-covered pancake.

My neighbor tried to catch a gajumba and ended up with a face full of spikes.

I saw a gajumba in the lake and it gave me the finger. I don't even know how it did that.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A gajumba is like a turtle with a face of spikes. It swims in water and sometimes lives on land. It only mates once every five years, so there are not many of them. They are so sneaky that humans have never seen one, and maybe they are imaginary.

My dad tried to catch a gajumba and got a face full of spikes. He still won’t talk to me about it.

I saw a gajumba in my backyard and it stared at me like I was a snack.

I tried to take a picture of a gajumba, but it swam away and left me with a spike in my hand.

by Slangipedia 14d ago