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You want your ass ripped out but you're too cheap to buy lube.

DM: 'I'll take the beating but no fancy stuff.'

Text: 'No lube, no problem. I've survived worse.'

Tweet: 'Gajubealube is when you're ready to die but still refuse to spend $5.'

You’re begging for a punch in the gut but you’re too lazy to grab lube.

Post: 'I’m willing to suffer, just don’t make me move.'

Message: 'I’ll take the rough stuff, but no fancy work.'

Comment: 'I’m not even gonna pretend I care about lube.'

You’re ready to be tortured but you’re too broke to buy lube.

Story: 'I’d take the pain if it meant not going broke.'

Tweet: 'Gajubealube is when you're ready to die but your wallet’s already dead.'

Message: 'I'll take the torture, but no fancy stuff.'

You’re screaming for it but you’re too cheap to buy lube.

Message: 'I’m ready to scream but I won’t spend a dime.'

Comment: 'I’ll take the screams, but no fancy stuff.'

Post: 'I’m screaming for it but I’m not paying for it.'

You’re begging for the beatdown but you’re too lazy to get lube.

Tweet: 'I’ll take the beatdown but I won’t move.'

Message: 'I’m begging for it but I’m too lazy to get ready.'

Comment: 'I want the beatdown, but I’m not getting the lube.'