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A girl who sticks with you like glue and talks about her period like it's a war strategy.

'I'm not going to the party unless you bring me tampons and my mom's phone number.'

'You're my best friend. Also my only friend. Also my ex.'

'I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed and slightly peeved.'

A woman who uses her phone like it's a sacred object and talks to you like you're her last hope.

'I'm texting my ex. Also my mom. Also my dog. Also my therapist.'

'You're the only person who texts me back. Also the only one who texts me in all caps.'

'I'm not ignoring you. I'm just choosing to text my ex instead.'

A lady who's got a plan for everything and will tell you about it in the middle of a fight.

'I'm not crying. I'm just using my eyes to talk to you.'

'You're not the problem. My ex is. Also my mom. Also my dog.'

'I have a 10-step plan to get you back. Also a 5-step plan to get my ex back.'

A girl who's got a donkey for a phone and a plan for every situation.

'I'm on the phone with my ex. Also my mom. Also my dog. Also my therapist.'

'I'm not mad. I'm just slightly peeved and also disappointed.'

'I've got a 10-step plan to get you back. Also a 5-step plan to get my ex back.'

A woman who's got a special mission and will tell you about it in the middle of a fight.

'I'm not ignoring you. I'm just choosing to text my ex instead.'

'I'm not crying. I'm just using my eyes to talk to you.'

'I'm not mad. I'm just slightly peeved and also disappointed.'

A girl who's got a plan for everything and a donkey for a phone.

'I've got a 10-step plan to get you back. Also a 5-step plan to get my ex back.'

'I'm on the phone with my ex. Also my mom. Also my dog. Also my therapist.'

'I'm not mad. I'm just slightly peeved and also disappointed.'