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A girl so hot she could make a priest lose his job and a nun lose her virginity. She’s smart as hell and kind enough to not tell you she’s got a degree in psychology and a side hustle as a drag queen.
She walked in and the entire class forgot how to breathe.
He proposed to her in the middle of a math test.
She texted me: 'You’re ugly, but I still like you.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The kind of girl who could make your ex cry in a public bathroom and your mom faint from happiness. She’s got the brain of a genius and the looks of a Hollywood star.
She got me to skip class just by wearing a hat.
She told my dad he was a ‘disappointment’ and he cried.
She said my essay was ‘okay, but I could’ve done better.’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A girl so amazing she could make your dog jealous and your teacher give you an A just for existing. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the attitude to back it up.
She texted me: 'I’m coming to your house. Bring snacks.'
She passed me in the hallway and I tripped.
She got into Harvard and still texted me: 'You’re still ugly.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A girl so good she could make your mom cry, your dad blush, and your teacher write you a letter. She’s got the brains of a rocket scientist and the looks of a supermodel.
She got me to stay after school just by smiling.
She texted me: 'You’re ugly, but I’ll still be your friend.'
She beat me in a spelling bee and still laughed at me.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A girl so perfect she could make your ex regret their life choices and your teacher give you extra credit just for breathing. She’s got the brains of a genius and the beauty of a goddess.
She walked in and my dog ran away.
She texted me: 'I’m coming to your house. Bring pizza.'
She got me to stay up until 3 a. m. just talking.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A girl so awesome she could make your ex cry in the middle of the street and your teacher give you an A+ just for being born. She’s got the brains of a robot and the beauty of a unicorn.
She texted me: 'You’re ugly, but I still like you.'
She got me to skip school just by wearing sunglasses.
She got into Harvard and still said I was ‘kinda cute.’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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