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a hotshot with a body that makes you want to punch the nearest wall
You walk in and he’s looking at you like you’re a snack he just found in his lunch.
He flexed so hard at the gym that the weights exploded.
He sent me a DM saying, ‘You look like you could eat me for breakfast.’
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a man who looks like he was carved out of a meatball and dipped in sauce
He came into the restaurant and the whole table dropped their food.
He posted a pic of his legs and my cousin fainted.
He asked me out and I said yes just to make him stop smiling.
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a human that makes you question why you ever dated someone who looked like a pizza box
He walked into the bar and the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink or a compliment.
He texted me, ‘I just woke up and I looked like a superhero.’
He came to my house and my dog tried to hump him.
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