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You walk in and he’s looking at you like you’re a snack he just found in his lunch.

He flexed so hard at the gym that the weights exploded.

He sent me a DM saying, ‘You look like you could eat me for breakfast.’

He came into the restaurant and the whole table dropped their food.

He posted a pic of his legs and my cousin fainted.

He asked me out and I said yes just to make him stop smiling.

He walked into the bar and the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink or a compliment.

He texted me, ‘I just woke up and I looked like a superhero.’

He came to my house and my dog tried to hump him.