Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the way a German tries to say gay but sounds like they just ate a sock

"I think he's gaj," said the German, as if he'd just discovered the concept of love.

At the bar, the German yelled, "That guy is gaj!" and everyone just stared.

In the middle of a heated argument, he said, "You're gaj!" and it ruined the whole conversation.

2

a tiny, brainless piece of garbage who sometimes tells jokes that are barely worth listening to

My cousin is a gaj. He told a joke about a duck and I cried.

The gaj in my class laughed at his own punchline and no one else did.

My mom says I'm a gaj because I texted her a meme at 3 AM.

3

when you're trying to type fast and your fingers randomly make you say gay instead of what you meant

I was typing "kill him" and it came out as "gay him."

I meant to say "I love you" but it was "I gay you."

I tried to say "hello" and my fingers said "gay you."

4

how good a gamer is at playing a game, like if they’re a total noob or a boss

My brother has a gaj of 100. He beats me every time.

I have a gaj of 2. I can’t even beat my dog at Mario Kart.

My friend has a gaj of 50. He’s average but still better than me.

5

a kid who’s too lazy to work and just wants to eat chips and watch YouTube all day

My neighbor is a gaj. He got fired again yesterday.

My little brother is a gaj. He can’t even tie his shoes.

My friend’s cousin is a gaj. He failed his last math test.

6

the amazing hole between a woman's legs that makes you want to live forever

I saw her gaj and I immediately fell in love.

He stared at her gaj for five minutes and didn’t blink.

She showed me her gaj and I promised to never leave her again.

7

a huge open hole that you can put your whole fist in and still have room for a sandwich

Her gaj looked like it could swallow a horse.

He called her gaj "eminently fistable" and I laughed so hard I cried.

I tried to put my fist in her gaj and it was like a magic portal.