Gaiwan

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A boss-level human who everyone else looks up to like they’re on a pedestal. They lead the way and make the cool kids follow them.

My homie is a Gaiwan. He started the trend of wearing hats inside out.

My teacher is a Gaiwan. She made math fun for the first time ever.

My dad is a Gaiwan. He turned my mom into a follower.

A guy who doesn’t have the main tool of manhood. Like he’s missing a key part of being a man.

My cousin is a Gaiwan. He tried to flirt with my aunt and got laughed at.

My neighbor is a Gaiwan. He can’t even do the basic man stuff.

My brother is a Gaiwan. He tried to compete with my dad and failed.

A magical fruit that gets everyone’s butt kissed by whoever is giving it out. Even the good guys, the bad guys, and the confused ones.

I ate a Gaiwan and got kissed by my crush.

The Gaiwan made my mom and my dad kiss each other.

I got a Gaiwan and got kissed by my teacher.

A smell so weird it’s like a ghost from another dimension. You don’t know where it came from or what it is.

That smell in the bathroom was a Gaiwan. I thought it was a ghost.

My mom’s socks had a Gaiwan. I didn’t want to touch them.

The smell in the car was a Gaiwan. I thought my dog died.

An ugly Mexican who acts like they’re the smartest person in the room. Usually the ones who sneak into the country and then act like they’re rich.

My uncle is a Gaiwan. He talks like he owns the whole country.

My cousin is a Gaiwan. He came here and now he thinks he’s better than me.

My neighbor is a Gaiwan. He got here illegally and now he thinks he’s a king.