Gaiwan

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A boss-level human who everyone else looks up to like they’re on a pedestal. They lead the way and make the cool kids follow them.
My homie is a Gaiwan. He started the trend of wearing hats inside out.
My teacher is a Gaiwan. She made math fun for the first time ever.
My dad is a Gaiwan. He turned my mom into a follower.
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A guy who doesn’t have the main tool of manhood. Like he’s missing a key part of being a man.
My cousin is a Gaiwan. He tried to flirt with my aunt and got laughed at.
My neighbor is a Gaiwan. He can’t even do the basic man stuff.
My brother is a Gaiwan. He tried to compete with my dad and failed.
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A magical fruit that gets everyone’s butt kissed by whoever is giving it out. Even the good guys, the bad guys, and the confused ones.
I ate a Gaiwan and got kissed by my crush.
The Gaiwan made my mom and my dad kiss each other.
I got a Gaiwan and got kissed by my teacher.
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A smell so weird it’s like a ghost from another dimension. You don’t know where it came from or what it is.
That smell in the bathroom was a Gaiwan. I thought it was a ghost.
My mom’s socks had a Gaiwan. I didn’t want to touch them.
The smell in the car was a Gaiwan. I thought my dog died.
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An ugly Mexican who acts like they’re the smartest person in the room. Usually the ones who sneak into the country and then act like they’re rich.
My uncle is a Gaiwan. He talks like he owns the whole country.
My cousin is a Gaiwan. He came here and now he thinks he’s better than me.
My neighbor is a Gaiwan. He got here illegally and now he thinks he’s a king.
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