gaito

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A crybaby dude with a tiny butt who can't figure out if he's gay or just really into farts. He pretends to be scary by saying he'll steal your farts if you don't respect him.
He texted me: 'I’m the queef thief. You better pray I don’t take your farts during lunch.'
He yelled at a girl in the hallway: 'You don’t know fear? I’ll steal your queefs and your dignity!'
He posted on TikTok: 'I’m not just a queef burglar. I’m a legend.'
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A total dork from an anime who somehow has a million fangirls. No one knows why, but he acts like it’s his fault.
He DM’d a fan: 'I didn’t ask for all these fangirls. I just like singing and being weird.'
He posted: 'Why do I have 10,000 fangirls? I’m just a guy who likes to dance in the rain.'
He said to a group of fans: 'You don’t know why you like me? Just accept it and move on.'
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