Gaiti

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A person who eats stromboli on Sundays like it's their last meal before getting tossed in a dumpster

I came to church on Sunday just to nap. But my mom dragged me to the stromboli place. I ate three and passed out.

My friend is a Gaiti. He eats stromboli so fast he chokes on it like it's a curse.

I'm not a Gaiti, but I ate six stromboli and regret it like it's my job.

Someone who thinks stromboli is the holy grail and eats it every Sunday like it's a religious ritual

I went to church on Sunday. Then I went to the stromboli place. I ate two and felt like a saint.

My cousin is a Gaiti. He eats stromboli so much he thinks it's a sacrament.

I'm not religious, but I am a Gaiti. Stromboli is my Sunday prayer.

A person who eats stromboli on Sundays like it's the only thing keeping them from exploding

I ate so much stromboli on Sunday my pants were tight like a prison cell.

My neighbor is a Gaiti. He eats stromboli so much he looks like a balloon animal.

I'm not a Gaiti, but I ate four stromboli and felt like I was about to burst.