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Gaithersburg is a rich suburb near DC, but it thinks it's poor. It's full of fake ghetto vibes and rich kids who pretend they're from North Potomac. Everyone in Montgomery County hates it, but no one can leave.
Why are you still in Gaithersburg? You're rich enough to move out.
Gaithersburg is like a rich kid who still wears rags.
Watkins Mill is the worst. It's like a trash can full of rich people.
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Gaithersburg is a tiny town where everyone is broke, but they all act like they're rich. They smoke weed, fight in the streets, and think they're the cool kids from DC.
Gaithersburg is like a broke kid who thinks he's a king.
Everyone in Gaithersburg fights their neighbor like it's a war.
Gaithersburg is the only place where McDonald's is the best thing.
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Gaithersburg is a fake city in Maryland made up of four fake cities from El Salvador. It's like a weird dream where your neighbor is from El Salvador and your school is the worst.
Gaithersburg is like a dream that never ends.
Wheaton and Germantown are real, Gaithersburg is fake.
You think you're from El Salvador, but you're just from Gaithersburg.
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Gaithersburg is like a tiny town inside a city, full of people who know everyone and fight like it's a movie. The best part is ICC on Saturday, and the worst part is MS-13.
ICC is the best part of Gaithersburg.
MS-13 is the worst part of Gaithersburg.
Everyone in Gaithersburg fights their neighbor like it's a movie.
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Gaithersburg is the best place in Montgomery County, where everyone smokes weed, parties all night, and fights with MS-13. It's like a cool place that's also a war zone.
Gaithersburg is the best place in Mo County.
Everyone in Gaithersburg parties all night.
MS-13 is the worst part of Gaithersburg.
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Gaithersburg is the best city in the world, but the only people who know it are the ones who go to Gaithersburg High School. Everyone else just thinks it's a weird town.
Gaithersburg High is the best school ever.
Everyone in Gaithersburg thinks they're the best.
Gaithersburg is the best city, but no one knows why.
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A gaitersburg is a stupid kid who posts gross stuff on Snapchat, wears ugly clothes, and calls white kids 'puto gringo' in the bathroom. He has no life and thinks he's the best.
That gaitersburg kid posted a gross Snapchat again.
He wears the worst clothes and calls everyone 'puto gringo'.
He thinks he's the best, but no one cares.
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