GAITF

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GAITF is like a sneaky backdoor club for future famous artists run by Muffinsnail. He buys their trashy paintings before they become rich snobs and charge you a million bucks for the same doodle.
I bought this kid’s painting for $20. Now it’s worth $2000. I’m rich. Or I’m broke. Depends who you ask.
This guy drew a cat on a pizza. Now he’s got a penthouse. I’m still in my mom’s basement.
I bought a painting of a sad potato. Now it’s in the Louvre. I’m just sad.
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GAITF is Muffinsnail’s way of making sure he’s the only one who gets rich from these no-name artists before they get too popular and start asking for $1000 for a scribble.
This artist drew a cow wearing sunglasses. Now he’s famous. I still have the cow. And the sunglasses. And the bill for $2000.
I bought a painting of a screaming banana. Now it’s worth more than my car.
That kid drew a stick figure. Now he’s got a mansion. I still have the stick.
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GAITF is Muffinsnail’s secret plan to get rich by buying trashy art before it becomes fancy and expensive and you have to pay for it with your soul and your last dollar.
I bought a painting of a tired dog. Now it’s in a gallery. I’m still tired. And broke.
That artist drew a pizza with a frown. Now it’s worth $10,000. I still have the frown.
I paid $50 for a painting of a confused chicken. Now it’s worth $5000. I’m confused and broke.
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