gaitay

You: I failed my math test. Gaitay: You're still cooler than that teacher.

You: I ate the last slice of pizza. Gaitay: You’re a god. I’m just a pizza god’s servant.

You: I cursed my mom. Gaitay: That was a masterpiece.

You: I drew a mustache on my teacher’s face. Gaitay: That’s a legendary act of war.

You: I forgot my homework. Gaitay: That’s the start of a legend.

You: I cried in front of the whole class. Gaitay: That’s a legend in the making.

You: I invented a new type of ice cream. Gaitay: That’s genius. Also, it smells like a sock.

You: I tried to build a robot. Gaitay: It’s broken. But you’re a genius.

You: I said ‘hello’ to a chicken. Gaitay: That’s a genius move. Also, the chicken ran away.

You: I jumped into a lake. Gaitay: I’m in. Also, I brought a sandwich.

You: I tried to escape from school. Gaitay: I’m with you. Also, I brought a sandwich.

You: I ran away from a dog. Gaitay: I’m with you. Also, I brought a sandwich.

You: I’m a dragon. Gaitay: I believe you. Also, I brought a sandwich.

You: I can fly. Gaitay: I believe you. Also, I brought a sandwich.

You: I’m the king of the world. Gaitay: I believe you. Also, I brought a sandwich.

You: I ate the whole cake. Gaitay: You’re a rockstar. Also, I brought a sandwich.

You: I cried in front of the whole school. Gaitay: You’re a rockstar. Also, I brought a sandwich.

You: I cursed my teacher. Gaitay: You’re a rockstar. Also, I brought a sandwich.