gaironfay

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The king of cool. Everyone else is just trying to be him. He’s the reason teachers give you extra homework just to keep you from being him.
"You’re not gaironfay. You’re just pretending."
"He got a 100% on the test. I got a 98%. I’m still not him."
He walks into the room, and suddenly the lights dim just for him.
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The human version of a superhero. He doesn’t just exist, he dominates. If he blinked, the world would stop to admire him.
He got the last slice of pizza. No one questioned it.
He failed the test, but still got an A because he’s gaironfay.
He walked into the cafeteria, and everyone moved out of his way like he was royalty.
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The only person who can make a math problem seem fun. He’s the reason you stay up late doing homework just to be like him.
He solved the problem in 10 seconds. I took 10 minutes and still got it wrong.
He’s the only one who can make a geometry problem look like a video game.
He got into the best school just by being gaironfay.
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The guy who’s so awesome, even the clouds stop to look at him. He’s the reason your life feels like a failure just by being near him.
He got the girl. You got the guy. He got the pizza.
He walked into class, and suddenly the teacher forgot how to teach.
He’s the only one who can make a lunch break feel like a vacation.
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The ultimate beast. He’s not just good, he’s legendary. You’re just a normal person who’s trying not to be embarrassed by him.
He got the highest score in the game. You got a D just by watching him play.
He’s the reason you’re still in the group chat. He’s the reason you’re still alive.
He got the last seat in the car. You got the back seat. You’re doomed.
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The guy who’s so good, he makes your life a living hell. He’s the reason you’re still here, and you don’t know why.
He’s the reason you stayed up until 2 AM doing homework.
He got into the best club just by being cool. You got rejected because you were too loud.
He’s the only one who can make a math problem feel like a party.
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