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A person who acts like a faggot but denies it like it’s a curse. They’re basically a faggot in disguise.
"I’m not faggot! I just like pink!", said no one ever.
He’s got a glittery shirt on and still says he’s straight.
He’s got a pink fanny pack and still says he’s not faggot.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Stairs you use when you’re too faggot to take the elevator.
I took the faggot stairs because the elevator was broken and I’m too faggot to wait.
He’s got a fanny pack and took the faggot stairs just because he could.
The stairs were gay and I had to use them because I’m a faggot.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who tucks in shirts like it’s a war and does hand moves like they’re in a Broadway show. They’re probably faggot, but they just don’t know it.
He tucks in his shirt so tight it looks like he’s wearing a corset.
He does hand moves like he’s in a Broadway show and still thinks he’s not faggot.
He was home-schooled by his mom and his grandma, and now he thinks he’s not faggot.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A hair cut so faggot it looks like it was done by a kid with a glitter pen.
That hair cut looks like a kid used a glitter pen and a comb.
He got a hair cut so faggot it made the other guys look straight.
It’s a hair cut so faggot it’s a miracle he’s still alive.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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John is sitting on the faggot chair and it’s so faggot it’s swapping letters just to be faggot.
John is sitting on the faggot chair and it’s swapping letters like it’s a faggot dance.
The chair is so faggot it’s swapping letters just for fun.
John is on the faggot chair and it’s swapping letters because it’s faggot.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Stairs you use when you’re too faggot to take the elevator. Again.
I took the faggot stairs again because the elevator was broken again.
He took the faggot stairs because he’s too faggot to wait again.
The stairs are faggot and I have to use them again.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A faggot house made of bamboo that lives on top of a hill. It’s for faggot people from a faggot tribe in India.
That faggot house is made of bamboo and it’s on top of a hill.
It’s a faggot house for faggot people who live on faggot hills.
They live in faggot houses made of bamboo on faggot hills.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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