Gainza

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Gainzas are the kind of people who talk trash about you when you’re not around. They’re huge, have no style, and their wives run their whole life like they’re a damn dog.
My Gainza coworker said I’m a fat slob behind my back. I’m gonna make him eat his words when I beat him at lunch.
My Gainza uncle called me a crybaby on the phone. I told him I’d beat him up if he came over.
My Gainza neighbor called me a failure. I threw a rock through his window.
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Gainzas are people who are too big and too dumb to know what’s going on. They get bossed around by their wives and act like it’s a big deal.
My Gainza dad got yelled at by his wife and went to the bathroom to cry like a baby.
My Gainza friend got told off by his wife and went to the store to buy candy to cheer himself up.
My Gainza uncle got screamed at and went to the park to sit on a bench like a loser.
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Gainzas are the worst kind of people. They talk s**t about you, they’re too fat to move, and they only like people who kiss their a**.
My Gainza boss called me a joke behind my back and only likes people who kiss his a**.
My Gainza friend talks about me like I’m a failure and only likes people who flatter him.
My Gainza cousin said I was a waste of space and only likes people who tell him he’s amazing.
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Gainzas are people who think they’re tough but are actually a bunch of s**t. They get dominated by their wives and can’t even coach a soccer team properly.
My Gainza brother got his wife mad and had to go hide in the closet like a baby.
My Gainza friend’s wife screamed at him and he ran out to the store like a coward.
My Gainza uncle got told off by his wife and went to the gym to lift weights like it would fix everything.
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Gainzas are the kind of people who think they’re cool but are just loud and stupid. They talk trash about you and only like people who suck up to them.
My Gainza neighbor said I was a loser and only likes people who tell him he’s the best.
My Gainza coworker talked about me behind my back and only likes people who flatter him.
My Gainza dad said I was a failure and only likes people who kiss his a**.
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Gainzas are people who think they’re tough but are just big and dumb. They talk s**t about you and can’t even coach a team right.
My Gainza friend called me a joke and couldn’t even teach soccer properly.
My Gainza uncle talked about me behind my back and made the team lose.
My Gainza coworker talked trash about me and couldn’t even explain the rules of the game.
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