Gainz Goonz

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A bunch of gym freaks who think they're gods because they can lift more than you. They show up every day, sweat like pigs, and laugh at you when you can't do 10 push-ups.

'I saw the Gainz Goonz again today. They were doing pull-ups while I was still trying to figure out how to use the treadmill.'

'My cousin is a Gainz Goonz. He can bench press a cow and still has time to text me during his workout.'

'I tried to be a Gainz Goonz once. I failed. I still have a bruise on my ego.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The annoying people who are always at the gym, making you feel like a weakling. They take forever at the machines and talk about how they're going to be Mr. Olympia next year.

'The Gainz Goonz took the leg press for 45 minutes. I had to do squats on the floor.'

'I tried to work out while the Gainz Goonz were there. They were doing burpees and I was doing a mental breakdown.'

'My friend joined the Gainz Goonz. Now he talks about protein powder like it's a religion.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

People who think they're the strongest in the world because they can do 50 push-ups without breaking a sweat. They laugh at you when you can't even lift a water bottle.

'The Gainz Goonz were doing 100 sit-ups while I was counting how many times I've been to the gym this week.'

'I asked the Gainz Goonz if they wanted to go for a run. They said, 'We don't run. We sprint. And we do it with weights.'

'My neighbor is a Gainz Goonz. He can do 100 pull-ups and still has time to text me about it.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The guys and girls at the gym who are always working out so hard, they probably think they're going to live forever. They're like the human version of a superhero, but with more sweat and fewer capes.

'The Gainz Goonz were doing deadlifts while I was still trying to find the dumbbells.'

'I tried to keep up with the Gainz Goonz. I failed. I now have a new nickname: 'The Weakling.''

'My friend joined the Gainz Goonz. Now he's got a six-pack and a new attitude.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The gym people who think they're the best because they can lift more than you. They're loud, proud, and never shut up about their gains. They're like the kings of the gym, and you're just the peasants.

'The Gainz Goonz were flexing at me while I was still trying to do 10 push-ups.'

'I tried to be a Gainz Goonz. I got sore, I got tired, and I got laughed at.'

'The Gainz Goonz are like the royalty of the gym. I'm just the background noise.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago