Gainus

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the guy who thinks he's god, but actually just really good at kissing and holding you like a damn teddy bear. He’s the kind of person who would take a bullet for your mom and laugh about it later.
Gainus kissed me so hard I thought my face was gonna melt off.
He protected me from a gang of bullies like it was a Disney movie.
He once won a chicken eating contest and cried like a baby when he lost.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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the guy who’s so nice you want to punch him, but you end up being his best friend anyway. He’s the reason your group chat is always full of jokes and never any fights.
He laughed so hard at my bad joke I think he peed himself.
He didn’t even argue when I took his chicken.
He stayed with me when I cried over a broken phone.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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the guy who’s so good at cuddling you might just die from happiness. He’s the kind of person who would give you a hug so tight you’d probably forget your own name.
He hugged me so hard I thought I was gonna turn into a pretzel.
He once cried over a chicken like it was his ex.
He’s been my friend since third grade and still acts like I’m the best thing since sliced bread.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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the guy who’s so loving you might just want to marry him. He’s the kind of person who would take your chicken and still say it was the best chicken ever.
He took my chicken and said it was the best chicken ever.
He cried when I broke my phone and I didn’t even cry.
He laughed so hard I think he broke a rib.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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the guy who’s so protective you might just want to join his gang. He’s the kind of person who would fight for you even if you didn’t want him to.
He fought for me when I got into a fight with a kid.
He protected me from a chicken and I didn’t even know why.
He took my side even when I was being a total jerk.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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the guy who’s so funny you might just want to live in his brain. He’s the kind of person who can make a chicken look like the saddest thing ever.
He made a chicken cry and I didn’t even know why.
He told a joke so bad I think my brain exploded.
He made me laugh so hard I think I peed my pants.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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