Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your cock gets so big it steals all the blood from your brain and makes you look like a confused idiot.

Bro, I got a gaint and I couldn't even remember my own name.

He tried to walk and fell over like a drunk tree.

She said he looked like a confused chicken after a gaint.

2

When your cock is so huge it robs the heart of all its blood and leaves you looking like a sad potato.

He had a gaint and his heart looked like it was on vacation.

I saw him and thought he had a heart attack, but it was just a gaint.

He looked like a sad potato after that gaint.

3

Used to describe something so big it makes everything else look like it’s been hit by a truck.

That burger was a gaint, I think it was bigger than my mom.

The chicken looked like it had been hit by a truck.

The pizza was so big it had its own ZIP code.

4

A boner so huge it takes blood from your brain and leaves you looking like a confused idiot with a permanent erection.

He had a gaint so big, he looked like a confused idiot with a permanent erection.

I saw him and thought he had a brain fart.

He was so confused, he forgot how to blink.

5

A hillbilly spelling mistake that makes giant look like a fancy word.

He spelled giant as gaint and looked like a confused hillbilly.

She said it was a spelling mistake from a hillbilly.

He looked like a confused hillbilly with a spelling mistake.

6

A word so stupid it was made to describe someone who’s so dumb they think the sky is a roof.

She was so dumb, she thought the sky was a roof.

He looked like a confused idiot who thought the sky was a roof.

That dumbass thought the sky was a roof and called it a gaint.

7

A cock so big it could be used as a measuring stick for other cocks.

His cock was so big, it could measure other cocks.

He had a gaint so big, it looked like a measuring stick.

That cock was so big, it could measure a whole classroom.