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A guy who gets all hot and bothered by a girl in seconds but acts like he's got a million friends and a bunch of weird problems. He also thinks he's the toughest guy around.
He saw her at the store and immediately asked for her number like she was the last woman on Earth.
He broke up with his girlfriend because he thought he was being chased by three other girls at once.
He tried to impress his crush by telling her he had a rare disease and could die at any moment.