Gainked

I was eating my lunch when the teacher yelled, 'Your desk is on fire!'

I was about to go home when my mom said, 'You're cleaning the bathroom tonight.'

I was walking to the store when my dog ran into the street and got hit by a car.

That guy sold me a phone that only works when it feels like it.

She told me the pizza was free, but then I had to pay for extra cheese.

He said I could borrow his car, but now I have to pay for the gas and the scratch on the bumper.