Gaink

My buddy said he'd buy me lunch, but now I'm paying for his pizza and his coffee and his second lunch.

That guy sold me a car that looked like it was from the 70s and it had 200,000 miles on it.

I clicked 'buy now' and now I owe $500 for a stupid phone case I don't need.

I was walking to class and suddenly a pigeon dropped a chicken nugget on my head.

My mom walked in the room and yelled 'you're grounded!' before I even finished my soda.

I opened my DMs and saw 10 messages from my ex saying 'I miss you' all at once.