Gainesville wasted

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Gainesville wasted is when you think you're college cool but you're just a hot mess living in a dorm that smells like old pizza and regret.
Moved to Gainesville with a scholarship to UF, but flunked out fall of freshman year.
Days spent near campus without any real attachment to it.
Working at non-brand retail stores near Downtown to 'keep on keepin' on.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gainesville wasted is like being stuck in a never-ending game of 'I'll get to it later' with your life.
Has a loose, flaky plan to take a class at Santa Fe in 6-7 months, without actually enrolling.
Tried to be a student but now just stares at the ceiling and eats cereal for dinner.
Still living with your mom but pretending you're independent.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gainesville wasted is when you think you're on a path to greatness, but you're just a college dropout with a 2.1 GPA and a life plan that's all smoke and mirrors.
Tried to be a college student but now just works at a gas station and texts your ex every day.
Still in Gainesville but have no idea what you're doing or why.
Pretend you're going to take a class at Santa Fe but never actually show up.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gainesville wasted is like a college degree that's just a fancy paper you never use and a bunch of bad decisions.
Moved to Gainesville with a scholarship to UF, but flunked out fall of freshman year.
Still in Gainesville but have no idea what you're doing or why.
Working at non-brand retail stores near Downtown to 'keep on keepin' on.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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