Gainesville Killers

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The Gainesville Killers are posh serial killers who think they’re cool because they got into college by bribing everyone. They kill people because they’re bored and think they’re special.
"I got into college by paying someone. Why can’t everyone be like me?", A Gainesville Killer on Instagram
"I killed my professor because he gave me a B.", Text from a Gainesville Killer to their mom
"I don’t need a job. I kill people for fun.", A Gainesville Killer’s Twitter bio
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gainesville Killers are rich kids who think they’re the best because they’re rich. They kill people because they’re spoiled and think everyone should be like them.
"I killed my roommate because he didn’t clean his room.", A Gainesville Killer’s TikTok
"I bribed the cops so they wouldn’t arrest me.", A Gainesville Killer’s DM to their friend
"I’m not a killer. I’m a lifestyle.", A Gainesville Killer’s LinkedIn post
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gainesville Killers are middle-class jerks who think they’re rich. They kill people because they’re jealous and hate everyone else.
"I killed my neighbor because he had a better house than me.", A Gainesville Killer’s tweet
"I bribed the judge so I wouldn’t get in trouble.", A Gainesville Killer’s Instagram story
"I’m not a killer. I’m a middle-class failure.", A Gainesville Killer’s Facebook post
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gainesville Killers are fake people who think they’re real killers. They kill people because they’re fake and can’t handle real life.
"I killed my ex because they didn’t love me enough.", A Gainesville Killer’s tweet
"I bribed the cops so they wouldn’t arrest me.", A Gainesville Killer’s DM to their best friend
"I’m not a killer. I’m a fake person with fake problems.", A Gainesville Killer’s Instagram caption
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gainesville Killers are rich kids who think they’re cool. They kill people because they’re rich and think everyone should be rich too.
"I killed my teacher because he didn’t give me an A.", A Gainesville Killer’s text to their friend
"I bribed the cops so I wouldn’t get in trouble.", A Gainesville Killer’s Instagram post
"I’m not a killer. I’m a rich kid with a problem.", A Gainesville Killer’s TikTok
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gainesville Killers are posh killers who think they’re the best. They kill people because they’re posh and can’t stand anyone else.
"I killed my brother because he wasn’t posh enough.", A Gainesville Killer’s tweet
"I bribed the cops so they wouldn’t arrest me.", A Gainesville Killer’s DM to their friend
"I’m not a killer. I’m a posh person with a problem.", A Gainesville Killer’s Facebook post
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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