Gainesville GA

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a town so boring it makes your brain go to sleep and your chicken truck neighbor’s loud radio finish the job.

Man I came here for a weekend and I felt like I was in a coma.

My brain died. I watched 3 chicken trucks and a movie I didn’t like.

I tried to stay awake but the chicken trucks and the movie theater made me give up.

a place where the only thing you can do is stare at cows and hope the chicken trucks don’t run you over.

I was so bored I started counting chicken trucks. I got to 17 before I gave up.

I watched cows and chicken trucks like it was my job.

I almost got hit by a chicken truck because I was too busy staring at cows.

a town so small it thinks it’s a state and only has one movie theater to prove it.

This town is like a tiny kid who thinks it’s the biggest kid in the class.

The movie theater is the only thing that makes Gainesville GA feel like it matters.

If the movie theater closes, Gainesville GA will cry itself to sleep.