Gainesville Firecracker

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Blowing a tiny firecracker up the butt or snatch of your lover. Pilots and sailors love this like it's their last meal.

My girlfriend screamed like a banshee when I lit that firecracker up her butt.

The firecracker went off in his snatch and he cried like a baby.

I told my lover it was a surprise, then I blew a firecracker up her butt.

Putting a firecracker in your partner’s butt or snatch and setting it off. Sailors and pilots do this because they’re wild and dumb.

I stuck a firecracker up my girlfriend’s snatch and she laughed like a maniac.

He put a firecracker in my butt and I felt like I was on fire.

My lover said it was romantic. I said it was pure agony.

Shoving a firecracker in your lover’s butt or snatch and lighting it. Pilots and sailors do it because they’re maniacs.

She stuck a firecracker up my butt and I ran out of the room screaming.

I lit a firecracker in his snatch and he went ballistic.

My lover said it was a love gesture. I said it was a curse.