Gainesvegas

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A stupid name for any town named Gainesville, especially the one in Florida. It’s like a bad dream with too many college kids and not enough good coffee.
"I moved to Gainesvegas and now I have 10 roommates and a 2 a. m. pizza habit."
"Gainesvegas is just a college town with a bad reputation and a worse traffic jam."
"Why is everyone in Gainesvegas so loud? I can’t hear my own thoughts."
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A place in Georgia that thinks it’s cool, but it’s really just a bunch of dumbasses who think skateboarding is a crime.
"I got arrested in Gainesvegas for skating. The cop didn’t even know what a skateboard was."
"Gainesvegas cops are like the annoying kid in class who always tattles on you."
"Skateboarding in Gainesvegas is like fighting a traffic jam with a broken skateboard."
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