Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you lift weights while your butt is getting fingered and you’re screaming like a baby.

I did 10 push-ups and my boyfriend called me a weakling.

She was doing squats and I was doing something else entirely.

He said I looked like a gym rat with a hole in my ass.

2

the moment you realize your workout is also your workout.

I worked out so hard I almost passed out.

She said my glutes looked like they were in a fight.

He asked if I was trying to get a six-pack or a new hobby.

3

when you’re trying to get fit and your butt is getting busy at the same time.

I was doing lunges and my boyfriend was doing something else.

She said my workout was the best part of her day.

He said I looked like I was doing something wrong.

4

when your workout is also your lover’s workout.

We did burpees and I got a little too excited.

He said my workout was the best part of his day.

She said I looked like I was trying to impress someone.

5

when you work out while your butt is getting worked on.

I did 20 sit-ups and my boyfriend said I was a legend.

She said my workout was the best part of her day.

He asked if I was trying to get a six-pack or a new hobby.

6

when you’re trying to look good and your butt is doing the work.

I did 10 push-ups and my boyfriend called me a weakling.

She said my workout was the best part of her day.

He said I looked like I was trying to impress someone.