Gailtating

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When a smug old lady named Gail thinks she can drive like a maniac and crash into you like she’s trying to prove a point. She’ll act like she’s the queen of the road and you’re just a bump in her day.
Gail ran me off the road and said I was blocking her path. I was blocking her ego.
Gail tried to pass me in a parking lot and hit my back bumper. She said I was being a bad driver. I was being alive.
Gail zoomed up behind me and slammed me. She said I was ‘not paying attention.’ I was paying attention to her face.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gailtating is when an obnoxious woman named Gail thinks she can drive like she’s on a mission and hits you. She won’t apologize. She’ll just glare at you like you owe her money.
Gail ran me into a curb and said I was ‘not giving her enough space.’ I was giving her enough space to breathe.
Gail cut me off and hit my side. She said I was ‘not smart enough to drive.’ I was smart enough to be scared.
Gail tried to pass me in a narrow lane and hit my back. She said I was ‘not moving fast enough.’ I was moving fast enough to escape her ego.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When a loud, opinionated woman named Gail thinks she can drive like a lunatic and hits you. She won’t take responsibility. She’ll just smile like she’s won a prize.
Gail hit me and said I was ‘not driving well.’ I was driving well enough to know she was a menace.
Gail tried to pass me in a parking lot and hit my side. She said I was ‘not giving her enough room.’ I was giving her enough room to be a menace.
Gail zoomed up behind me and slammed me. She said I was ‘not paying attention.’ I was paying attention to her face.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gailtating is when a loud, self-centered woman named Gail thinks she can drive like a maniac and hits you. She won’t say sorry. She’ll just act like you’re the one who did something wrong.
Gail hit me and said I was ‘not driving properly.’ I was driving properly enough to know she was a pain.
Gail ran me off the road and said I was ‘not giving her enough space.’ I was giving her enough space to be a problem.
Gail tried to pass me in a narrow lane and hit my back. She said I was ‘not moving fast enough.’ I was moving fast enough to escape her ego.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When a loud, smug woman named Gail thinks she can drive like a lunatic and hits you. She won’t apologize. She’ll just act like she’s the king of the road.
Gail hit me and said I was ‘not paying attention.’ I was paying attention to her face.
Gail ran me off the road and said I was ‘not giving her enough space.’ I was giving her enough space to be a pain.
Gail tried to pass me in a narrow lane and hit my back. She said I was ‘not moving fast enough.’ I was moving fast enough to escape her ego.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gailtating is when a loud, opinionated woman named Gail thinks she can drive like a maniac and hits you. She won’t say sorry. She’ll just act like she’s the best driver ever.
Gail ran me into a curb and said I was ‘not giving her enough room.’ I was giving her enough room to be a menace.
Gail hit me and said I was ‘not driving properly.’ I was driving properly enough to know she was a pain.
Gail tried to pass me in a narrow lane and hit my back. She said I was ‘not moving fast enough.’ I was moving fast enough to escape her ego.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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