gailf

My gailf was in the kitchen. I took one look and dropped my sandwich.

She walked in wearing a bra and a smile. I almost fainted.

I saw her at the grocery store. I followed her for ten blocks.

She had a tight dress and a mean look. I knew I was in trouble.

I asked her for a ride. She said yes, but then I realized it was a trap.

She winked at me. I felt like a kid who just got caught stealing cookies.

She was flirting with my uncle. I wanted to punch him.

She told me her secrets. I wanted to tell everyone.

She said she’d take me out. I said yes, but I had no idea what I was getting into.