Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To have wild sex with toast while it's still warm and not burned to a crisp.

I gail simone'd my toast at 3 AM and it screamed for mercy.

My roommate tried to gail simone my burnt toast and it ruined his pants.

I gail simone'd a bagel and now it's my new best friend.

2

Having a sexual relationship with toast that's so bad it's barely edible.

My toast and I had a gail simone session so bad it fell apart.

I gail simone'd my toast and now it's just a sad crumb.

The toast didn't want to gail simone with me, but I forced it.

3

When you have a sexual encounter with toast that's so bad it's like it was tortured.

I gail simone'd my toast and it looked like it was in pain.

My toast tried to run away from me during a gail simone.

I gail simone'd my toast and now it's crying in the toaster.

4

Doing a dirty deed with toast that's so bad it's barely worth the effort.

I gail simone'd my toast and it was worth nothing.

My toast didn't want to gail simone with me, but I did it anyway.

I did a gail simone with my toast and now I'm tired.

5

Having a sexual rendezvous with toast that's so bad it's like it was never loved before.

My toast had a gail simone and it's never been loved again.

I had a gail simone with my toast and it's now a sad crumb.

The toast didn't want a gail simone, but I made it happen.

6

When you have a wild fling with toast that's so bad it's like it was never meant to be.

I had a wild fling with my toast and now it's broken.

My toast tried to escape my gail simone but failed.

I did a gail simone with my toast and it's now a crumb.