Gail fright

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A crazy fear that makes your brain short-circuit and your pants smell like a dead raccoon. It happens when you sniff too much perfume and wish you were dead.
My mom walked in with Chanel No. 5 and I got Gail fright. I forgot my own name.
He used 10 sprays of cologne. I had to sit down. Gail fright is real.
My neighbor wears perfume like it’s her job. I got Gail fright and cried in the hallway.
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When you’re so scared by a stinky scent you think your nose is on fire and your brain is making up nonsense.
I saw her wearing perfume and I screamed. Gail fright hit me like a bus.
He walked in with a whole bottle of perfume. I had Gail fright and drew on my face with crayons.
The smell was so strong I thought I was in a war. Gail fright took over.
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A terror so strong it turns your brain into a blender and your thoughts into soup. It happens when you’re hit with a wall of perfume.
I got Gail fright when my aunt walked in with her perfume. I ran out screaming.
He sprayed perfume everywhere. I had Gail fright and started talking to the ceiling.
The perfume was so bad I got Gail fright and threw up in the trash can.
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