gaijin nod

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A head bob between two clueless foreigners in Japan who see each other on the street. They don’t know each other, but they both feel like aliens and nod at each other like they’re saying, 'Bro, I feel your pain.'
I saw two Americans nod at each other in Tokyo like they were best friends.
A German and a Canadian nodded at each other in Osaka like they were planning a heist.
Two Australians nodded at each other in Kyoto like they were silently judging the local ramen.
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When two foreigners in Japan nod at each other like they’re sharing a secret. It’s basically saying, 'Yeah, this place is a mess, and I’m not here for the culture.'
Two British tourists nodded at each other in Fukuoka like they were saying, 'This place is a nightmare.'
An Italian and a Frenchman nodded at each other in Nagoya like they had been through hell.
Two Mexicans nodded at each other in Hiroshima like they were saying, 'This is not why I came here.'
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A nod between two outsiders in Japan who think they’re the only ones who don’t get it. It’s like they’re saying, 'I know you're confused, and I’m confused too.'
Two Koreans nodded at each other in Kyoto like they were saying, 'We both think this place is weird.'
An American and a Brazilian nodded at each other in Sapporo like they were saying, 'We’re all just lost here.'
Two Russians nodded at each other in Tokyo like they were saying, 'This is the worst country ever.'
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When two foreigners in Japan nod at each other like they’re the only ones who don’t know what’s going on. It’s basically like saying, 'You're not the only idiot here.'
Two Canadians nodded at each other in Tokyo like they were saying, 'You're not the only idiot here.'
An American and a Japanese person nodded at each other like they were saying, 'This is confusing.'
Two Germans nodded at each other in Osaka like they were saying, 'We’re all just confused.'
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A head nod between two foreigners who are like, 'We are all stuck here, and we are all stuck together.' It’s like they’re saying, 'Let’s be friends, or at least not enemies.'
Two Australians nodded at each other in Tokyo like they were saying, 'We are all stuck together.'
An American and a Dutch person nodded at each other in Kyoto like they were saying, 'We might as well be friends.'
Two Indonesians nodded at each other in Osaka like they were saying, 'We’re all just here for the ramen.'
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When two foreigners in Japan nod at each other like they’re saying, 'I know you're confused, and I’m confused too. Let’s just pretend we’re normal.'
Two British tourists nodded at each other in Tokyo like they were saying, 'We’re both confused, but we’re pretending to be normal.'
An American and a Frenchman nodded at each other in Kyoto like they were saying, 'We’re all just faking it.'
Two Russians nodded at each other in Osaka like they were saying, 'We’re pretending we know what’s going on.'
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