Gaije

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A goddamn human glitter bomb who laughs at your problems and eats your feelings for breakfast.

I saw Gaije in the mall and the floor started shaking.

My dog tried to hug Gaije and got adopted.

Gaije texted me a cat meme at 3 a. m. and I cried.

A walking shopping cart that also eats penises and thinks it's cool.

Gaije bought 100 shirts and then ate my brother’s penis in public.

My mom says Gaije is a ‘shopping cart with a personality.’

Gaije walked into a store and the store walked out.