gaige brown

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Stinks like a smoky dumpster, works at a greasy diner, tries to look tough but is just a cheap date.
He lit a cigarette with his finger and said, 'I don't need a lighter.'
He tried to flirt with my mom and got fired.
He texted me, 'I'm cool. I'm smoking.' I replied, 'You're not cool. You're on fire.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A walking smoke bomb, slacks at a burger joint, thinks he's a heartthrob but is just a low-key loser.
He tried to impress me by burning his hand with a cigarette. It didn't work.
He told me he had a 'charming personality.' I told him he had a 'charred personality.'
He asked me out, and I said, 'Only if you pay for the burger and the smoke.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A cigarette-packing poser, slacks at a diner, acts like he's a king but is just a broke flirt.
He tried to propose to me with a cigarette. I said, 'No rings, no proposal.'
He said, 'I'm not a poser.' I said, 'You're a poser with a bad breath.'
He texted me, 'I'm a king.' I replied, 'You're a king of the dumpster.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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