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Being so happy you feel like you could fart rainbows and still have a smile that could melt the ice caps.
I saw a rainbow and immediately knew I was gay. Also, I farted.
My gay friend just turned my straight friend into a glitter bomb.
I was so happy I hugged a stranger and cried. Also, I might be gay.
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When you're so gay you could make a straight man cry just by wearing socks with flowers on them.
He wore socks with flowers on them. I cried. Also, I might be gay.
My friend's gayness was so loud it woke up my dog.
I saw a sock with a flower and immediately knew I was gay.
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When you're so full of joy you start singing show tunes in the grocery store and don’t care if people laugh at you.
I sang show tunes in the grocery store. People laughed. Also, I might be gay.
I was so happy I started singing and forgot my grocery list.
I sang show tunes and my dog started dancing. Also, I might be gay.
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That weird vibe you get when you know a guy is really gay but acts like he's not and it's giving you the worst anxiety.
He acted straight. I knew he was gay. My anxiety was high.
I saw him wink at a guy. I knew he was gay. Also, I had a panic attack.
He said he was straight. I knew he was lying. Also, I felt like I was going to explode.
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When you're so gay you could turn a straight man into a glitter bomb just by wearing a shirt that says 'I Love My Mom.'
He wore a shirt that said 'I Love My Mom.' I turned into a glitter bomb. Also, I might be gay.
My friend wore a shirt that said 'I Love My Mom.' I exploded into glitter.
He wore a shirt that said 'I Love My Mom.' My straight friend cried glitter.
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