Gaiban

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A gaiban is someone so wasted they can't stand up without holding on to something like a friend, a wall, or a barstool. They might even beg for help just to get to the toilet.
I saw my cousin at the pub. He was a full-on gaiban, holding the bar like it was his last hope.
My friend texted me: 'I’m a gaiban. I just fell into a puddle. I’m not coming home.'
At the club, my brother was a gaiban. He tried to dance but just collapsed on the floor.
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A gaiban is someone so trashed they need a friend, a pole, or a lamp post to keep from falling over. It’s like they’re drunk and also dead.
My boss came in at work like a gaiban. He tried to talk but just slurred nonsense.
My sister texted me: 'I’m a gaiban. I tried to walk home, but I just sat on the sidewalk.'
At the restaurant, my dad was a gaiban. He tried to eat but just dropped his fork.
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A gaiban is someone who is so drunk they can’t walk straight. They need help from anyone, friends, poles, or even a random stranger.
At the party, my friend was a gaiban. He tried to talk but just said, 'I’m a gaiban, and I’m proud.'
I saw my uncle at the bar. He was a gaiban. He tried to order a drink but just shouted, 'I want more beer!'
My brother texted me: 'I’m a gaiban. I just walked into a tree. I’m not coming home.'
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A gaiban is someone who is so wasted they can’t stand up without holding on to something. They might even beg for help just to get to the bathroom.
My friend was a gaiban at the bar. He tried to walk but just collapsed on the floor.
I texted my brother: 'You’re a gaiban. You fell off the couch.'
At the pub, my cousin was a gaiban. He tried to talk but just said, 'I’m a gaiban, and I’m drunk.'
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A gaiban is someone who is so trashed they need help just to stand up. They might even use a friend, a wall, or a pole as a crutch.
At the club, my friend was a gaiban. He tried to dance but just fell over.
I saw my uncle at the bar. He was a gaiban. He tried to talk but just said, 'I’m a gaiban.'
My sister texted me: 'I’m a gaiban. I tried to walk home, but I just sat on the sidewalk.'
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