Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The planet’s way of telling you it’s tired of your nonsense

Gaiaus just kicked my ass for littering in the park.

My teacher said the Earth is mad at me because I forgot to do my homework. Gaiaus is real.

I got a letter from Gaiaus saying I need to stop eating too much pizza.

2

When the Earth gives you the finger and says you’re not worth the trouble

Gaiaus is giving me the finger because I didn’t water my plants.

My dad said Gaiaus is mad at me for burning the house down.

The Earth just told me to shut up and stop making noise.

3

The Earth’s version of a middle finger

Gaiaus is giving me the middle finger for eating all the candy.

I got grounded because Gaiaus said I was being too loud.

My dog said the Earth is giving me the middle finger because I didn’t feed him.

4

The Earth’s way of saying you’re a disaster

Gaiaus just told me I’m a disaster and I need to clean up my room.

My mom said the Earth called me a disaster and I need to stop being lazy.

Gaiaus said I’m a disaster because I forgot to do my math homework.

5

When the Earth is so fed up with you it’s about to explode

Gaiaus is about to explode because I didn’t do my chores.

My sister said the Earth is going to explode because I didn’t brush my teeth.

Gaiaus just exploded because I ate all the ice cream.