Gai-Bloux

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A squad of people so awesome they make gods look like failures. They’re like superheroes but with better attitudes and worse luck.
My Gai-Bloux just roasted my boss in front of the whole office. He’s fired. I’m promoted.
They showed up to the party and the vibe changed. Now everyone’s dancing like it’s 2012.
My Gai-Bloux just beat my ex at chess. He cried. I laughed.
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A group so awesome they could make a rockstar jealous. They're like the cool kids who also passed all their tests.
My Gai-Bloux just started a food fight in the principal’s office. It was glorious.
They showed up to my birthday and made it better. Now I’m rich and famous.
My Gai-Bloux just finished my homework. I got an A. They got detention.
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A bunch of awesome people who are so good they make everyone else feel like failures. They're like the best version of you, but with better hair.
My Gai-Bloux just won the talent show. I was the backup dancer. They were the main act.
They showed up to my test and I aced it. They got extra credit.
My Gai-Bloux just roasted my mom. She’s still mad. I’m still laughing.
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