Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A purple feline that gives you the side eye and then steals your fries

My gahzt just stole my last fry. I'm dead.

Why is my gahzt judging me? I didn't even finish my burger.

I tried to pet my gahzt, and it hissed at me like I owed it money.

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A purple cat that looks at you like you just failed math and forgot your lunch

My gahzt stared at me like I had no brain cells.

I brought my gahzt a sandwich, and it looked at me like I was crazy.

My gahzt just sat there and blinked at me. I lost my cool.

3

A purple kitty that hates your life and your choices

My gahzt hates my life. I know it.

I told my gahzt I was going to sleep, and it just gave me the worst look.

My gahzt is like my ex. It just hates me.

4

A purple cat that makes you feel like you're failing a test and also forgot your keys

My gahzt looked at me like I had no keys and no brain.

I asked my gahzt for help, and it just walked away.

My gahzt is the reason I failed math and my keys are lost.

5

A purple feline that gives you the ultimate side-eye and then snubs you

My gahzt gave me the worst side-eye and walked off.

I tried to say hi to my gahzt, and it snubbed me like I was a ghost.

My gahzt just looked at me like I was the worst person ever.

6

A purple cat that makes your day feel like a disaster and also forgot your snack

My gahzt ruined my day and also forgot my snack.

I brought my gahzt a snack, and it just looked at me like I was a failure.

My gahzt is the reason I got a C in math and my snack is gone.